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Wednesday, March 1st, 2006
7:43 am
Okay, this makes me miffed
Okay, you know how we're always saying kids don't know respect anymore? Here's more proof that parents really, really need to teach their children better: Oh, aye kid, cuz that's where you put gum...

Seriously, where's my clue-by-four?

Current Mood: confused
Monday, February 27th, 2006
12:06 pm
Jesus is coming, look busy!
In a partial follow up to the screaming, screeching God Warrior nut-bag, I offer up a story about some group of evangelical tards trying to hasten the End Times...by building more churches: Why? How are More Churches Gonna Make Jesus Rev Up the Escalade?

And yes, I'm aware they explain why they think it will work in the article but that explanition is, uh, DUMB. There are churches on just about every street (I can think of two within easy walking distance from my house) so why would building more automatically preclude Jesus would stop playing his PS3 and high-tail it down here again? Further to the point, when all the religiously overzealous folks get raptured away, can we have their stuff? I mean, it'll finally be quiet here for once.

Anyway, hope that is sufficiently head-shake inducing.

Current Mood: cheerful
Saturday, February 25th, 2006
5:40 pm
Our Innaugural Report
Who doesn't like a taste of the truly sick which turns out to be just stupid? In that vein, gentle viewers, please look at the following link: A Tale of the Johnson that Wasn't

I do hope that our first report has both made you shake your head and made you question, once again, what's wrong with the human race. Good evening and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Current Mood: amused
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